Maybe you just haven't noticed someone being in love with you. Doesn't mean they haven't been, I'd bet there've been plenty. I mean, you're cool, you've got great taste in music, you light up a room, your hair's the color of sunshine, and those blue eyes of yours are about the prettiest thing I've ever seen. And you're real smart! And kind. And [...] So yeah, I'm sure there've been a whole lot of people. They're probably just too shy to say it, that's all. I bet they're too intimidated by how cool you are.