jinking | IC SPAM.

Sooo you know how Cal Dawson’s wife just became a pilot?

Eren, yeah! She's real cool.

I hooked up with him a few years ago.

Did he not tell you he was married? If so, just say the word and I'll go [...] punch his lights out. That's not an honorable thing to do at all.

I mean I sort of knew but we didn’t really talk about it at the time.

Oh.

So what's happened now?

Well, he told his wife.

Oh no. Are you okay?